Friday, June 17, 2005
Cupid's Packing Heavy Artillery
I saw this for sale yesterday down at the mega-grocery store in my neighborhood. It's a fountain featuring that little imp of love, Cupid.
Apparently, since commitment is getting harder to coax into bloom these days with the sorry state of modern relationships, Cupid has ditched the cute little pygmy bow and arrow for a cannon, and is shown here hoisting a cannonball into position for loading. Ready, aim, romantic FIREworks!
By the way, if you'd like to purchase this little bubbler of love, it'll only set you back $529.99.