Saturday, March 11, 2006

Another "Four" Meme

Well, it had to happen sooner or later. I've been tagged with that same ol' "four" meme that's going around the blogosphere now. Here's my answers.

Four things I've never stuck up my nose (all the way):
1. Potting soil
2. Catnip
3. Postage stamps
4. Rodents

Four nicknames I had in grade school:
1. Hey, fathead
2. Yeah, you
3. Boar Hog
4. Goiter Boy

Four mistakes I still regret:
1. Attending junior high
2. Feeding laxatives to seagulls
3. Standing underneath laxative-fed seagulls
4. Wearing Donny Osmond pajamas

Four of my favorite numbers:
1. 87
2. 369
3. -5
4. 87 (I mean, I really like this one)

Four of my pet phrases:
1. Are you gonna eat that?
2. No, really, it's only a fever blister
3. I'm free, and well worth it
4. Yes, dear

Four careers I once considered pursuing:
1. Zoological spoor redistributor
2. Hamster sexer
3. Tanning bed lightbulb installer
4. Archduke of a small East European country noted for exports of phlegm

Four of my worst habits:
1. Biting my fingernails
2. Biting other people's fingernails
3. Collecting Q-Tips used by famous people
4. Wearing fake parrot on my shoulder while at Long John Silver's

12 comments:

HolyMama! said...

I'm thoroughly delighted AND revolted!! Best 4 Meme i saw in the last 6 weeks. And that's saying a lot!

Carrie said...

Goiter Boy??

Hope you got yourself some iodine!

momyblogR said...

How funny. What a great list, lol! Fathead? LOL!! Oh, andmy nail could use a trimming. YOU are too much.

Thanks for visiting my site. I'll be back to see you.

EmmaSometimes said...

LOL!

I'd think I'd regret the mistake of admitting I had Donny Osmond PJ's.

cb said...

"Three Things"
...that I had to look up in the dictionary while reading your latest entries:
1. meme
2. tectonic
3. dilettante

And I used to have such a vocabulary...sigh...

Laura said...

Hmm. Somehow I just do not believe you. Except, perhaps, about the nose part.

Nettie said...

I could've used a hamster sexer before I ended up with a highly reproductive litter of "all girls".

Muley said...

Have all of you nice, honest, straightforward people who graciously visit my blog not figured out now that I like to, well, "BS" a bit every now and then?

I have this problem at home as well. People say my sense of humor is so dry they have trouble telling when I'm joking and when I'm serious. But you know what? Most of the time, it really doesn't matter either way.

jenA said...

slightly offensive and ridiculous. love it!.

Crazy and lovin' it said...

that is sooooo funny about regreting attending JR high LOVe it!!

Dapoppins said...

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EmmaSometimes said...

I took you completely seriously. Cause that's the friend I am...