Rejected Romance Novel Titles #4

I've been busy the last few days and haven't had time to do a "proper" post, one of those gems that mines the complexities of life, grapples with moral quandaries and makes people laugh so hard they spew their Yoo-Hoo. As a stopgap measure, here's the fourth part of this continuing series. Would any of you ladies like to be in this romantic position? I think this gal will need a good chiropractor if this keeps up.