Here is Muley himself on a recent visit to a medical facility in Dallas, posing with someone he met there. Is this new friend of Muley's:
A) Tiffany Torso, the famous runway model, visiting the diet lab;
B) Tooten Myohn Horn, famed Egyptian pharoah whose tomb was recently pilfered; or
C) Bones McPhalanges, veteran Halloween costume model?
You tell me.
Somewhat Germane Quote of the Day:
"When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap."